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It was, despite the somber tone of a few films, what you might call a feel-good ranking. There is nothing to feel good about in our latest inventory of sex scenes, all of which are entirely un-sexy. Any and all of these adjectives can be found in our list of the 25 worst sex scenes in movie history.

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The Guardian described those in the latter as though they were directed by someone who has never actually had sex. What better way to kick off this list than the sex scene widely regarded as the most unintentionally hilarious of all time. One particular sex scene is largely to blame, as the one-time Jessie Spano and should-know-better Kyle MacLachlan wildly thrash around in a swimming pool like a couple of dolphins caught in a fishing net.

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Skip navigation! Story from Movies. In a perfect world, there would be no embarrassing sex stories.

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Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her. He kisses her chin, her mouth, and their tongues touch, oh, too much, he slips his lips free with a soft suck.

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Please refresh the page and retry. W hen sex scenes go wrong, the results are embarrassing, bewildering and, most of all, funny. There are billowing net curtains.

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Look Away When: Berkley starts thrashing around like a… berk. Look Away When: Madge gets out the candle wax. Which is what Jason Statham and Amy Smart are doing in this very public shag sesh.

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The Problematics: 'Airplane! We spend a lot of time talking about the steamiest scenes hidden in our favorite shows and movies, both as general consumers of pop culture and here at Decider. Some scenes embrace their terrible nature with ruthless abandon, happily inserting enough CGI animals and near assault plot lines to make everyone uncomfortable.

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I'm a porn star and director. But even though I have access to any number of beautiful people, the fact is that even the highest-quality porn production doesn't have half the budget of a mainstream film set. Which is why it's so frustrating for me to turn on the TV and see a low-quality sex scene in a movie. With this in mind, I've compiled some of the lamest, most cringe-worthy, shudder-inducing sex scenes of all time.

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Friends who read together, stay together Photo: Stocksy Source:Whimn. When it comes to sex scenes in books, it takes a very talented writer to be able to pull it off. Did you know, however, that there exists a literary award acknowledging the worst ever written sex scenes?

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FROM love scenes that defy the laws of physics to a woman getting it on with a giant duck — there has been some truly bad sex on movie screens over the years. For a film about sex, the scenes in Fifty Shades are pretty vanilla. Picture: Universal Source:Supplied. Some scenes embrace their terrible nature with ruthless abandon, happily inserting enough CGI animals and near assault plot lines to make everyone uncomfortable.

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